English .... for runaways

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There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:King Kong, Ape, Orangutang and a Monkey pass by.

They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.





If your answer is .......
Orangutan = not very bright
Ape = foolish
Monkey = idiotic
King Kong = not intelligent


Why ????? A coconut tree does not have bananas ..........??

[Gast]

AW: English personality test

...maybe chili pepper?


me:daumen:

[Höhlenmaler]

AW: English personality test

We could talk english all_the_time.


to get it better and better.


da daaaaaa


those Bananas are my Bananas



the Banana Gallary


more Banana in the Banana Galery

[audiohexe]

AW: English .... for runaways

... die Bananen von Ingo sind zu schön, um in der Versenkung zu verschwinden... rost:

Daher schreibe ich in diesem Thread weiter!



A= Old Joe
B= Wife

Old Joe is dying. He is lying in his bed at home. He is weak and has difficulty speaking. Mary gets more terarful as Joe speaks to her about the past.

A: Mary! Mary! Are you there, Mary?

B: I'm coming, Joe! I'm coming! (She goes over to him and holds his hand.)

A: Mary, you were with me through the Great Depression in the thirties.

B: Yes, I was Joe.

A: And you were with me through the worst droughts in the fifties.

B: Yes, I was, Joe. I was with you.

A: And you were with me when we lost the farm in the bush fire in the eighties.

B: Yes, I was with you, Joe. I've always been with you...

A: And you were with me when we lost all that money on shares in the nineties.

B: I was, Joe, I was.

A: And now here you are again, Mary... by my side when I'm about to die.

B: (in tears) Yes, Yes, I'm here, Joe. I'm here.

A: (Slight pause. Joe sits up, suddenly stronger) You know, Mary. I'm beginning to think you've been bringing me bad luck!

(He falls back - dead!)